Choking on Pitas

So if you don't want to see pics of "docking", "glory holes", and "rimming" then DON'T go here.
Don't ask how I stumbled upon this. All I can say is that it was work related. At first I thought it was quaint and funny, an invaluable resource for my trip overseas, but then as I just kept scrolling down, wondering to myself, "what is exactly is a 'bear'?" (and believe me, I am pleased as punch that I now know how to say "cock and ball torture" in Spanish), the pictures started to appear. shudder... dont say I didn't warn you. all the same, its pretty hilarious.
(Incidentally, as I wondered if this link was "inappropriate" for my pita, I remembered that nobody, really visits this page anyway, and I NEEDED to share.)

Japanese Engrish
some of these made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
others where were not so funny. and still other truly left me wondering. BM coffee! ha ha ha ha ha. I am all about the ha ha.

HEY! I love that when....
people do searches for the word "PoonTang" from various search engines and they get to my site and pictures of my iguana.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Texas RainBow Girls
I don't know why I find this so funny. It's just the words:
Worthy Advisor, Grand Assembly, donuts, toothbrushes, lampshades, lambskin aprons!
I'm just jealous.

EvilPeople,INC.(tm) 6.0 out now
from the EvilPeople,INC.(tm) gift catalog:
EvilPeople,INC.(tm) Pokemon(tm) GiftPak(tm): After the phenomenally Evil(tm) success of the First Pokemon(tm) movie, EvilPeople,INC.(tm) decided to go ahead and release a special GiftPak(tm) of four as-yet-unreleased-to-the-public movies - a special offer only available from this website! The gift pack includes the classic tales "Pikachu and the Island of Dr. Moreau" and "The Pokemon Animal Farm," the soul-stirring "Pokemon Watership Down," and the rebellious "Pokemon Fight Club." Also included is a short documentary targeted at kids: "Pokemon and the Answer to Where Does Meat Come From."

WARNING! andrew's pita will crash your computer
well, at least it kills my Mac. and we are not talking my just my netsacpe or anything, I'm talikn system-error-restart-crash. everytime. without fail. a kiss to anyone who can tell me why.

bex with an X
what the hey! bexley has a pita.

wait! this is Dale too!
and I think placing pictures of myself in tank tops on my site might be crossing the line. I should take a lesson form Dale. More skin!

#218. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
the man has an odd 389 reasons why you should go out with him. Including #158.I have a pulse. Well, I am sold! fyi, this is Dale
Great legs Dale!

ouch.
"The company's 6-foot-tall subway ads in Taipei feature a smiling caricature of the Nazi leader in a khaki uniform and black jackboots, his right arm raised high in a salute. Above him is a white space heater and the slogan "Declare war on the cold front!"

www.microsfot.com
hee. a simple misspelling of microsoft.com and you are taken straight to linux.org. that's surprising and sweet!

oh my mullet!
holy shit holy shit holy shit
these are two of my friends we are talking about here. I just can't get over this picture! I love ben woodward.
and the book! its called "the mullet: hairstyle of the gods" oh dear.

I am so hot for the qbe
This is what I have been waiting for... or at least some thing very close to it. what is it? $60/month for a wireless internet connection? email from the trolly! work on my site in the park! play DVD's on it! oh chirst.

This is scary!
this reprinted from slashdot.org: "Here's a true Hellmouth Halloween Horror Story: A Texas seventh-grader wrote -- at his teacher's request -- a "scary" story in which two classmates and his teacher were shot (the latter accidentally). He got a 100 on the story, and was thrown in jail for nearly a week on suspicion of making terroristic threats." fuckers.

dream penis
cause we all want one....and why? because:
-Research has proven that 85% of all women prefer a big penis over a small or an average one!
-You will make other men look up to you and they will feel so small when they see your proud member.
-Women will actually enjoy making love to you now!
(ok, I changed that one a bit)

working well TOGETHER
how bizarre.

GOOD for him.
I can't help but wonder how so many people can be SO dense. I hope Mr Singer keeps it up.