Choking on Pitas

the alibi agency
there is a strange justification here that I don't think I buy. When I was a teenager, in order to stay out all night, I used to give my mom "Jen's phone number". Jen's phone number was really the number for an autobody place that had no weekend hours before noon and no answering machine. So as long as I was home before the shop opened up, I was safe from being found out. So, clearly I am not above this sort of thing, though I was a teenager, and my mom is not my spouse and I wasn't lying to have some illicit affair and... yeah, there is something about this that just isn't quite right.

the end of the world?
and it all begins on LONG ISLAND. How perfect is that? How ICE9? I think it beautiful really.

hoodsie cup:
Firsts? you have got to be kidding me. this is what happens when I have to much time on my hands. I find my self 7 pages deep in an AltaVista search for wooden spoons and and and...I have to go now.

the Blue Fugates
this just rocks. I knew that there was something mad and well... inbreed in my family's past. neat neat neat. also this is just awesome. too creepy and fun. is it weird to be proud of such things? whatever.

momus momus momus
can the onion ever do wrong? not by me.

icepick.com : Cool and to the Point
web cams ! web cams ! web cams ! check out the cat-tracker and the robotcam

Th-resa: NubianGoddess
I think Th-resa has beefed up a bit since my last visit, if you can believe that... Truly, she is a wonder to behold.

the spam gift catalog
I had no idea there could be so much joy in this world.

the fortean times
speaking of all things fortean... Of course this site is not nearly as fantastic and informational as the magazine itself, but you'll get the idea.

the contrail connection
I didn't know what a contrail was until I read about them in last months fortean times. Or more accurately, I didn't know that the word contrail was used to describe those lines in the skies and I certainly didn't know that my own government was trying to kill me with them. Well you learn something new everyday... So there I am sitting at work today and the web master of this site calls. I like him. we spoke of contrails, and ufos, and ghosts, and the like.

Answer Me!
I hadn't thought about Anser Me! for some time... nambla brought it all back to me...

badger art
I like this guys stuff. he is a friend of a friend and seemingly a real sweet guy. Check out the strange-rabbit-type-creature-thingy. so very cute!

Young Man's Virginty. Please look.
well, apparently this has been around for some time, but I didn't know about it!

north american man boy ass.
nambla nambla nambla! every entry must end in "!"! To quote one of my fave "Answer Me!" articles: "...for the North American Man/Boy Love Association, sexual-age taboos are as noxious as racial ones. They draw a line between coercion and consent, claiming that boys can choose to have loving, nurturing, butt-slamming relationships with men." ...ahhh...nambla.